Robot Chicken, Season 4

[Strawberry Shortcake and her friends are giggling and singing, when suddenly we hear Black Cherry Pie scream]

Black Cherry Pie:
[screams] Ahhhh!!! Someone's stolen my black cherry!

Strawberry Shortcake:
Oh no, Black Cherry Pie! Your black cherry is gone?!

Black Cherry Pie:
Yes! I bet it was Fudge Turnover, he loves black cherries!

[Cut to Fudge Turnover]

Fudge Turnover:
I'd NEVER take someone's Black Cherry without their consent!

Bitch Pudding:
[appears] Mmmm, that's not what I heard.

Fudge Turnover:
Oh shut up, Bitch Pudding!

[Cut to the Purple Pieman's house, where he is sitting in his armchair. A rock smashes through his window]

Purple Pieman:
[startled] Son of a bitch! [sees Strawberry Shortcake and Black Cherry Pie outside the broken window]

Strawberry Shortcake:
We're berry berry mad at you!

Purple Pieman:
Get off my lawn, you stupid bitches!

Black Cherry Pie:
You stole my black cherry!

Purple Pieman:
[chuckles] Sorry, honey, I'm into Asian chicks. [smells fire and turns around to find his house is on fire] Fire? FIRE! My valuables! [runs to his framed photos of his mother and Rachael Ray] Mama! Rachael Ray! Only time to save-a one of you... [takes the signed photo of Rachel Ray off of the wall and runs out of the house, but Strawberry Shortcake, Blueberry Muffin, and Black Cherry Pie all stone him to death while yelling at him in unison] Ahhh!!! You [bleep]ing twats! Oh ho! Ahh-eyah! Oh! Ahh! You bitches!

Black Cherry Pie:
I'm not sure how this gets my black cherry back...

[The three dump the Purple Pieman's body into a grave they have dug]

Strawberry Shortcake:
Nobody says a [bleep]ing word, or we all go to Rikers Island for a berry berry berry long time!

Huckleberry Pie:
[shows up, eating Black Cherry Pie's black cherry] Hey, wazzup?

Black Cherry Pie:
My black cherry! Huckleberry Pie, you asshole! [chases a laughing Huckleberry Pie off-screen] I can't believe you took my black cherry!

Bitch Pudding:
I heard she left home because her daddy took her black cherry. [the others look confused] BLAM! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding.