Robot Chicken, Season 4

Batman:
I've followed you to this hot chocolate factory Two-face, and this time I'm bringing you down!

Two-Face:
Not so fast Batman! Your fate lies in a flip of this coin, heads you live, tails you die! [flips coin, it comes up tails] Huh, death! [Batman lunges at him, accidentally pressing his face against the burning hot chocolate mixer] AAAAHHHHH!!!

Batman:
I'm sorry, Harvey.

Two-Face:
Don't call me Harvey, call me by my new name. [turns to reveal a second burn mark over half of his already burned face] Three-Face! [pulls out a three-sided die] This is my three sided die, one you live, two you die, three we drink hot chocolate together. [rolls his three sided die, it comes up a two] Oh, uh, looks like you're gunna three sided DIE! [lunges at Batman, he slips trying to get out of bed]

Batman:
Watch out for that bleach!

Three-Face:
[falls face first into a tray with various liquids on it, a bottle of bleach shatters and hits him and the bleach gets on his face] AAAAHHHHH!!!

Batman:
[meets Three-Face on top of a roof] Three-Face, I'm really sorry about the hospital.

Three-Face:
Call me by my real name. [turns around to reveal a fourth burn on the good half of his face] Four-face! [pulls out four straws] I'm holding four straws in my hand, if you choose the shortest one you die! If you choose the longest one you live! The other two will determine whether I throw bleach on your costume or we drink hot chocolate together.

Batman:
Alright Four-face I'll play your game! [hesitates on his first try and picks a straw on his second]

[Cut to the diner where Four-Face and Batman are enjoying a rather pleasant meal, Four-Face is enjoying a steaming cup of hot chocolate and Batman is sampling the diner's soup]

Four-Face:
Oh, OH! This is really good hot chocolate!

Batman:
Hmm...The soup's not bad either.

Four-face:
Oh yeah, can I try some? [grabs for Batman's soup]

Batman:
[tries to stop him from taking it, fearing that the soup is too hot for Four-Face] WAIT, HARVEY! NO!!

Four-Face:
[the soup splashes against Four-Face's face burning him on contact] AAAAHHHHH!!!