Robot Chicken, Season 4

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[On Christmas Eve, the atheist mayor is standing in front of the church doors addressing the people]

Atheist Mayor:
[to the people] Back to your homes. As the first Atheist mayor, I am shutting down the church.

Old Woman:
But it's Christmas!

Atheist Mayor:
Well, you should have thought of that when I campaigned as the first Atheist mayor.

Citizens:
Oh, yeah.

Old Woman:
Can we at least hear the Christmas chimes?

Atheist Mayor:
[lifts up the giant silver chime] No! ln fact, I removed the chimey thingy that makes the chimey noise. So, you're screwed! [laughs, and was about to leave] Oh, and vote for me in November. [then leaves]

[Newspaper headlines says "TOWN CHIMES IN ON PROBLEM", "STORY RINGS TRUE!", and "CHILDREN CAN'T "BELL"-IEVE IT!". On Christmas night, the Humping Robot walks into the silent town on snow, wearing a Santa hat. Then he looks at the church bell, and makes a bell with his hands in air. He then knocks the blocked boards down with his hands and entered the church. He crashed though the roof door and stared at the shiny bronze bell. He was thrilled with joy and began ringing the bell with his hands]

Daughter:
[waking her dad up] Daddy, Daddy! Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!

[The angels from Heaven are awoken by heard the bells ringing. The alarm is off, and the angels flew down to Earth and face the Atheist Mayor into action]

Atheist Mayor:
[seeing the angels appearing on rooftops] What the-? What the-? Oh, my!

[He is about to run, à la North By Northwest, but the angels gunned him down with Tommy-guns]

Daughter:
[off-screen] Remember to keep Christ in Christmas.

[The Humping Robot continues ringing the bell]

Announcer:
Brought to you by Church.

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