Robot Chicken, Season 4

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[Two boys are in the living room next to the Christmas tree with presents under it on Christmas morning]

Boy :
Shh.

[They opened the present, but finds the dynamite, which is going off. The dynamite explodes, killing the boys. The next scene shows the family in another house; the girl opens her present]

Mom:
Awww!

Girl:
[picks up the dynamite, which is also going off] That's weird.

[Another dynamite kills the family with explosion. The next scene shows the African-American couple in the living room opening their presents, but find the grenade which the pin is attached to the string. They accidentally pulled the grenade out of the pin, with horrified looks on their faces. Then the grenade explodes, killing the couple. Cut to the North Pole where the group of terrorists held gunpoint at Mrs. Claus an the elves in front of Santa]

Santa Claus:
Okay, I delivered all the bombs! Now please, don't hurt my family.

Terrorist:
And the Jews? Are the Jews dead too?

Santa Claus:
But...Jews don't even have Christmas!

Terrorist:
Then you have failed!

Santa Claus:
Noooo!

[Terrorists shoots Santa]

Announcer:
Don't forget about terrorism this Christmas. A message from the Department of Ho-Ho-Homeland Security.

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