Robot Chicken, Season 5

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[We start looking out at a cave. Caveman Santa Claus is putting rocks on bows. Caveman Santa Claus smiled. Then the Cave Girl enters the cave, rubbing her eyes. Then she sees Caveman Santa, who turns around. As he shushes her quietly, the Cave Girl started screaming. Caveman Santa Claus tries to stop the Cave Girl from screaming loudly, but he couldn't. Then two Caveman parents enter the cave. The Caveman Dad who holds a stick, is really angry. Caveman Santa Claus convinces the Caveman Dad that he's delivering rocks for Christmas, and gives himself a jolly laugh. But the Caveman Dad looks really mad. Caveman is ready to kill Caveman Santa Claus with a stick. The Cave Mom and the Cave Girl run for their lives, screaming as the Caveman Dad started killing Caveman Santa Claus. He then picked his brain up. Then we cut to the bedroom as the mom tucks her daughter up with the covers]

Mother:
And that's the story of the very first Christmas.

Daughter:
Wait a minute, Mama. How can there still be a Christmas if they killed Santa?

Mother:
Hmm. You're right. [we cut to outside where she is putting presents in the trash can on fire] No Santa, no Christmas. no Christmas presents.

Daughter:
[crying] Awwww!

Mother:
Oh, you really would've liked this one.

Daughter:
Awwww!

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