Robot Chicken, Season 6

[A boy and girl are standing next to a Christmas tree that has no presents under it]

Boy and Girl:
[disappointed] Aww.

Boy:
Mom and dad couldn't afford our Christmas presents because the price of gas is so high.

Girl:
But I've been extra good. Swear I'm gonna [bleep] some [bleep] up next year.

Captain America:
[off-screen] Did somebody say "energy crisis"? [flies into the house]

Boy and Girl:
Not in those exact words, Captain America.

Captain America:
The high cost of energy is crippling America, kids.

Boy and Girl:
But what can we do?

Captain America:
We can lick this problem if we all do our part together. [stands next to the thermostat] Turn the dial down to 68 degrees, and we'll use less heating oil.

Girl:
We're not gonna do that. My feet get cold.

Captain America:
Uh, okay. Next tip. [next to the TV, holding the plug in his hand] Electronics still use energy even when turned off. Make sure to unplug them.

Boy:
That sounds exhausting.

Girl:
Pass.

Captain America:
Uh... [we cut to outside, next to a clothes line full of clothes] Clothes dryers are 20% of a home's energy bill. Dry your laundry outdoors, and save power.

Girl:
I'd never wait that long.

Boy:
Nobody's gonna do that.

Captain America:
Oh, fine. [Bleep] you then. [throws his shield down, which breaks a window. He then storm off, getting caught in the clothes line and breaking it.

[Back inside mom and dad are awake]

Dad:
Sorry we couldn't afford gifts this year, kids.

Girl:
That's okay. It's enough that you don't force us to live like a bunch of broke-ass hippies.

Whole Family:
Aww.

[We cut to Captain America, who is sitting in a chair with his uniform hanging on a clothes line outside]

Captain America:
[shivering] My feet are [bleep]ing freezing.