Robot Chicken, Season 6

[Two raptors are seen in the jungle]

Female Raptor 1:
I can't believe the Jurassic Park scientists made us all females! I'm gonna die all alone!

Female Raptor 2:
Crying won't help, there's no way to change it.

Female Raptor 1:
Wrong! Tonight, life finds a way.

[The raptors are seen behind two cars heading towards a building. They hide and proceed to snap two workers’ necks. They then act as statues when some other scientists are walking by, The raptors go into the lab and mix some chemicals. When this is all done, the Raptors leave laughing. One day later. a male raptor emerges from a truck and walks to the two females]

Female Raptor 1:
HE'S HERE! Finally I'm gonna get married, have babies and live happily ever after!

Male raptor:
You got great legs babe, what time do they open? [laughs]

Female Raptor 2:
[gasps] Asshole!