Robot Chicken, Season 6
[There is a LEGO house. A LEGO car pulls into the driveway, and Bill gets out of it]
Bill:
Finally, home to my perfect suburban paradise!
[Truck horn. Camera switches view to the house beside Bill's, Earl's house, which is a towering, exotic LEGO structure decorated with satellite dishes and a large propeller attached to the roof. Earl pulls up in that house's driveway, in a car with spaceship parts]
Earl:
Hey, neighbor! Beautiful day, huh?
Bill:
Ugh! Hi, Earl. I see you still have your satellite dishes up.
Earl:
Yeppers. Of course, there's no point now that the cable's in, but they sure look slick, don't they?
Bill:
And the propeller, any idea when that will come down?
Earl:
[chuckles] Like I can just remove a load-bearing propeller.
Earl's Wife:
Earl, dinner time!
Earl:
Billy-boy, that's my cue. See you later.
[Earl enters the house. Bill has a disgruntled look on his face. Scene cuts to Bill and his wife having sex]
Bill:
Argh! Yeah, yeah, no.
Bill's Wife:
Ow, you're overthinking. Just put the knob in the hollow end.
Bill:
I know. Just, oh, forget it.
Bill's Wife:
Come on, Bill. What's got you so distracted?
Bill:
Nothing. Leave me alone.
Bill's Wife:
Fine. I don't know why I work so hard to keep up this body if you never want to touch me.
[Bill groans and looks at Earl's house. Scene cuts to Earl at his house]
Earl:
Okay, love of my life, I'm off to work. [becoming shocked] Bill! What are you doing?!
[Cuts to an insane Bill driving a bulldozer]
Bill:
Your house, Earl, it's gotta go!
[Zooms out to Bill being surrounded by LEGO police officers]
LEGO Police Chief:
Sir, I repeat: Get out of the bulldozer!
Bill:
Green brick, red brick, yellow brick, it's all coming down!
[The cops fire their guns at Bill, killing him. The bulldozer crashes into Earl's house]
LEGO Police Chief:
Calm down, everyone. It's-It's over now.
LEGO Policeman:
Uh, chief, you should take a look at this. [camera switches view to the inside of Earl's house, which is full of LEGO heads. The cops gasp] Oh my god, it's heads, people's heads!
Earl:
Uh, so, you know... [laughs nervously, and tries to make a run for it, but the cops shoot him to death]
[It is revealed that a boy named Scotty and his friend are playing with LEGO bricks and acting out the scenario the whole time]
Scotty's Friend:
That's where all the head pieces went!? I've been trying to find...Scotty, you idiot!
Scotty:
What? It looks cool.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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