Robot Chicken, Season 6

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[A news room is shown where a newscaster is seen informing people about Godzilla's attacks on a map, with icons of Godzilla showing off where he attacked]

Newscaster:
[panic mode] Godzilla has left the nation in ruins!

[Cut to Godzilla destroying the Hollywood Sign]

News Reporter 1:
Oh, no! California's most treasured landmark!

[Cut to Godzilla attacking the Golden Gate Bridge and chomping onto a car]

News Reporter 2:
Oh, no! California's most treasured landmark despite what those a-holes down in Los Angeles think.

[Cut to Godzilla in Chicago, dry-humping the Sears/Willis Tower, only to destroy it in the process with the pole on top of it]

News Reporter 3:
Godzilla is pulling some hot stripper, pole action on the Sears Tower or whatever the [bleep] we call it these days, what is it? W-Willis? I'm hearing "Willis Tower".

[Godzilla is swimming away in the New York Bay]

News Reporter 4:
And after destroying Manhattan, Godzilla is finally headed back out to sea. [Godzilla looks back and knocks over the Statue of Liberty with his tail] Oh! Total dick move by Godzilla!

Newscaster:
Nowhere near water is safe!

[A group of people in congress are seen in Des Moines, Iowa]

Mayor of Des Moines:
It has never been a better time to be a landlocked state! Tourism here in Des Moines is through the roof. We're all rich!

[Everyone applauds]

Mayor of Des Moines' Aid:
[pulls out a phone and whispers into it] This is the mayor's assistant Mr. G. Your check is in the mail.

[Godzilla is seen on the phone with the Mayor of Des Moines' Aid and chuckles confidently that it was them who were responsible for his attacks. A time card appears that reads "6 DAYS LATER" and Godzilla is seen holding a paper check]

Godzilla:
[annoyed] Argh, how the hell am I suppose to cash this?!

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