Robot Chicken, Season 6

[Luigi defeats a Koopa Troopa when Mario hits a block with his head, causing several coins to come out]

Mario:
Ah! Wait a minute! Luigi, all-a these gold coins! They're everywhere!

Luigi:
[jumps down and hits another coin block] Why are we wasting our lives in the sewers? Our new lives are starting now!

[Transition to the scene where various Mario characters are near the spa]

Bullet Bill:
[flying over Mario and Luigi] Mario, your new place is awesome! [crashes into a statue] Oh, sorry bro.

Mario:
[laughs] Hey-a, not to worry. There's-a plenty more where that came from. [begins hitting a coin block]

[Transition to another scene with Luigi and Birdo in a garage with 3 karts]

Luigi:
Me and-a Mario, we get-a used to the finer things. Now, how about you show me how to use that-a honker of yours.

Birdo:
Uh, I don't know.

[Luigi begins hitting a coin block, Birdo then walks towards Luigi's crotch, unzipping is heard]

Luigi:
Oh, ding-ding-ding! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Now, I'm-a sleepy.

[Transition to another scene with Mario, Bowser, and Peach on the front door]

Bowser:
Hey. You guys used to come by on a pretty regular basis, but I haven't seen you in awhile.

Mario:
We take a-the lady. How about you order yourself a nice mail-order bride? Now scram, capiche?

[Transition to a scene with Mario and Peach in bed. The camera pans towards the left revealing Waluigi]

Waluigi:
You-a were-a war-velous.

Mario:
Oh, mama [bleeping]ing mia.

[Transition to another scene with Mario and Luigi on a thrashed kitchen]

Luigi:
Mario, the mortgage, she's-a due!

Mario:
Everybody wants a piece of the Mario. [hits a block, but it's empty]

Luigi:
Mario!

Mario:
Come on! Come on, you son of a bitch! [starts crying]

Luigi:
[consoling him] Mario. It's-a over.

[Transition to another scene with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser watching Mario and Luigi's mansion getting demolished]

Princess Peach:
Hey, any chance you want to kidnap me and put me up in your castle?

Bowser:
No way, princess. I'm spoken for now. [referring to a female Bowser lookalike with her breasts showing next to him]

[Transition to the last scene with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Baby Mario in what appears to be a run down apartment living room]

Princess Peach:
[talking to Baby Mario] And that's why daddy and uncle Luigi are plumbers and we live here instead of a big, fancy house.

Mario:
Shut up-a your face!