Robot Chicken, Season 6

[The sketch opens at the dining room table with Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Clarabelle Cow seated around it]

Minnie:
So Goofy, did your parents take it okay when you told them that you and Clarabelle are together?

Goofy:
Well of course, Minnie. Why wouldn't they?

Mickey:
Because she's a cow and you're a dog! It's-It's unnatural!

Donald:
Somebody finally said it!

Goofy:
But gawrsh, you guys, th-there isn't anyone like me out there.

Mickey:
Well, there's Pluto.

[Cut to Pluto licking his gonads in the corner]

Goofy:
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. [leaves with Clarabelle]

[We cut to the clubhouse meeting with various Walt Disney cartoon characters in the audience]

Mickey:
I move we vote to ban mixed-species couples from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Do I have a second?

Donald:
I second!

Chip:
No! You can't legislate love!

The Prince:
Oh, really? Two confirmed bachelors who co-habitated their entire lives have liberal social ethics? Shocker!

Chip:
We're brothers!

Dale:
We're cousins!

The Prince:
Get your story straight, fellas.

Beast:
Uh, just a reminder. I'm actually human under all of this, so Belle and I are cool, right, guys? [no response] Guys?

Mickey:
All right, enough, enough. All in favor?

Everyone:
Aye!

Mickey:
The motion passes!

[The audience clamors]

Walt Disney:
[steps out from behind] Everyone, please stop fighting! I, Walt Disney, created you to spread happiness to the world, not bigotry.

Uncle Remus:
He sure did! Just look at me, Uncle Remus! You tells 'em, Massa Disney!

Walt Disney:
I guess it's back to the grave. Disney out! [makes a Nazi salute and disappears as the crowd gasps]