Robot Chicken, Season 6

[Cut to Elroy and Astro returning home after a field trip, George comes floating on a chair]

George:
Hey, Elroy. How was your field trip?

Elroy:
Great, dad. We studied an abandoned ship and found a bunch of these. [holds up an alien egg]

George:
Well! A foreboding alien egg! Let's burn it until there's nothing left but ashes. Anyone who doesn't do exactly that is the lowest form of fool.

Elroy:
Aw, dad, can't I keep it?

George:
Well, for the sake of entertainment, yeah, sure.

[The egg hatches a facehugger which crawls across the room and then proceeds to hump Astro's ass]

Astro:
Reorge! Rad ralien! Rad ralien! [George! Bad Alien! Bad Alien!]

Elroy:
[walks the facehugger on a leash] Yeah, Astro, he is a pretty rad alien.

Astro:
Ro! Ranger! Ranger! [No! Danger! Danger!]

Elroy:
Ranger's a great name. Good idea, boy.

Astro:
Ro! Ro! Ro! [No! No! No!]

George:
Settle down! Go sniff another dog's butt or something.

Astro:
Rassrole. [Asshole]

[Cut to Jane, Judy, and George at the dinner table]

Jane:
Now, Judy, your father and I are worried about how little you eat, so today you're having an entire breakfast pill, young lady. [puts a breakfast pill on Judy's plate]

Elroy:
[enters the room with Ranger lying dead in his arms] Ranger slept on my face all night, and when I woke up, he was dead! It makes me so sad, I feel like my heart is gonna rip out of my-Ggggrrrhhh! [chokes and convulses in pain. Jane and Judy gasp]

George:
Wow! You really are sad!

[A chestburster bursts from Elroy's chest, killing him]

Jane:
Stop him, George! [George tries to catch the chestburster on a moving conveyor belt, but George gets stuck running in place at it, and the chestburster escapes in an air vent] Looks like we need a strong female role model to handle this problem. [strips down to a tank top and underwear]

George:
You might want to stable that high horse, Jane. I'm getting some mixed signals here. [Jane and Judy arm themselves with guns, while George presses a button on his briefcase, only to find that it only contained papers] Aw, dang it.

[The now grown creature leaves the air vent and roars at George]

Jane:
It must have had an inexplicably short growth span!

Judy:
On the bright side, it sure does move this story forward at a snappy pace.

George:
[hits the creature with a rolled-up newspaper with a hit count] Hurry up! I've only got three whacks left!

[The creature kills George and knocks out Jane with its tail]

Judy:
[approaching the creature] Tall, dark, and mysterious? Oh, what a dream-

[But the creature impales Judy through the mouth with it's inner mouth, killing her]

Rosie:
Get away from her, you bitch!

[Machine guns pops out from Rosie, and as Jane regains consciousness, the creature is shot by Rosie, causing it to bleed acid and fall down from the Jetson home]

Jane:
Phew. It's over.

Astro:
Reah. Rhew! [Yeah. Phew!] Rrraaarrrrggghh! [a chestburster bursts from hiss ass, due to Ranger humping him earlier]

Jane:
You know that's scary exactly once. [she and Rosie shoot at the chestburster, killing both the creature and Astro]