Roseanne, Season 2

Dan:
Damn, this thing's heavy. Oh!

Roseanne:
Shut up! Twist on it. Now turn it this way. You're hitting the fucking table!

Dan:
Fuck the table. Open the door!

Roseanne:
Wait! get off my fucking foot. You got to pull it straight back. All right, We have to make a big fucking turn here.

Dan:
Honey, help me out here. Help straighten me out here.

Roseanne:
Wait. wait. wait. O.k., take it back. Straight! O.k., now pull it outwide to the right. The right! out this way. O.k., now straighten it out. O.k. No! you're hitting the door. O.k., a little more this way. This way. This way. O.k., straight. O.k.

(Dan and Roseanne manage to get the fridge out the door)

Dan:
I'm going to kill the son of a bitch if I ever see him again.