Roseanne, Season 2

[Darlene has to recite her poem aloud]

Darlene: To whom it concerns, Darlene's work will be late It fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate. To whom it concerns, my mom made me write this And I'm just a kid, so how could I fight this? To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment Maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement. To whom it concerns, Darlene's great with a ball But guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall. To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen Too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen. To whom it concerns, I'm not made of steel When I get blindsided, my pain is quite real. I don't mean to squawk, but it really burns. I just thought I'd mention it, to whom it concerns.