Roseanne, Season 2

Commercial Announcer:
Say, when was the last time you tasted real butterscotch? Creamy, smooth butterscotch with walnuts, surrounded by delicious milk chocolate. Have a Yummy Bar - you deserve it.

[D.J., who is eating a bowl of ice cream, notices Roseanne inching closer and closer toward him with her eyes on his ice cream, and quickly runs to another chair]

Dan:
You okay?

Roseanne:
[feebly] Yeah... yeah, I'm just... yeah, I'm gonna get a diet soda.

[As Roseanne goes to the refrigerator to get her soda and then returns to the family room, the following commercial plays:
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Commercial Announcer:
This week only at the King's Table, our famous Surf 'N Turf Platter - a juicy 10-oz. char-broiled filet mignon, a 10-oz. Maine lobster tail with drawn butter, and steak fries or creamed spinach, all for only $8.99!

[Watching the commercial, Roseanne becomes more and more agitated, panting hungrily and taking long swigs of her diet soda. Dan watches her, worried]

Commercial Announcer:
At Bucky Burgers, our burgers are flame-broiled! Even the bacon we put on our cheeseburgers is flame-broiled, and we use real cheese, and all our buns are toasted! So bring the whole family to Bucky Burgers!

Commercial Announcer:
Come on, kids...

Roseanne:
I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!! [flees into the kitchen]