Roseanne, Season 3

Darlene:
Mom, I worked it out with Becky. She's gonna stay home and babysit D.J., and I'm gonna go out.

Roseanne:
Now, why would she make a deal like that?

Darlene:
Well, I had dirt on her.

Roseanne:
... What kinda dirt?

Darlene:
Now, if I told you, I'd have to stay home. (leaves, Becky comes in)

Roseanne:
So, what do you think your punishment oughta be?

Becky:
What do you mean?

Roseanne:
Darlene told me everything.

Becky:
That little rat.

Roseanne:
I told her I wasn't going to do anything about it till I get your side of the story.

Becky:
Well, first we... wait a minute. (grins and shakes her head) Uh-uh.

Roseanne:
...You're gettin' good.