Roseanne, Season 3

Darlene:
If D.J. was doing something weird, now I don't mean normal weird, I mean really weird, we'd have to send him away, right?

Roseanne:
Yeah, but he'd find his way back, like you always do. What's going on?

Becky:
He's doing something really weird.

Roseanne:
Gosh, I am so tired of this, you know. It's really really boring, every time the kid does anything, you girls come down here squawking about it. Now I told you before, he doesn't do things the way you do them, he does them differently. He's a boy!

Darlene:
Real different.

(Darlene shows the doll heads to Roseanne)

Roseanne:
Oh, it looks like D.J. got himself a hobby.

Becky:
Mother! These are my old dolls!

Dan:
Oh geez, he's not playing with dolls, is he? (Darlene shows him the box of beheaded Barbies) That's a relief.