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Roseanne, Season 4

Roseanne (1988–1997, 2018) was a television sitcom, airing on ABC, about a blue collar family with a humorous backbone, through the trials of life, marriage, raising a family, and making ends meet. On May 29, 2018, Roseanne was cancelled after 1 sea… more »

Crystal:
[sobbing about why her baby won't sleep at night] Well, why won't he sleep?! I've tried everything, even the washing machine!

Darlene:
You put him in the washing machine??

Crystal:
No, Darlene. You put him in his little baby seat on the washer, and the vibrations are supposed to soothe him to sleep.

Roseanne:
[to Darlene] Yeah, you know, when you were a baby we couldn't afford a washing machine, so I had to take you down to the river and beat you against a rock.

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