Roseanne, Season 4

Kathy:
I'm in hell.

Roseanne:
Nah, you're just in Lanford. Same zip code, though. Y'know, Lanford's not a bad town. You just gotta go with it more... fit in.

Kathy:
And what does that mean, Roseanne? Am I supposed to wander around town in a tacky house coat and flip-flops with my hair in curlers?

Roseanne:
Now you're getting it! Yeah! Absolutely. And then I'll throw us one of these here Tupperware parties and then I'll introduce you to the others.

Kathy:
What are you talking about?

Roseanne:
Oh, we all used to be like you, Kathy. Angry, bitter, annoying...but now...we're The Lanford Wives.

Kathy:
Goodbye, Roseanne.

Roseanne:
Oh, it's useless to try to resist us, Kathy. We already have Jerry! Jerry's one of us. Jerry joined the Lodge.

Kathy:
You're a sick woman, Roseanne.

Roseanne:
Oh, you'll start to love it, I promise, Kathy. Just think about it: Swap meets, bowling leagues, bingo, double coupon days, Casino Night at the slaughterhouse. IT'S YOUR DESTINY.