Roseanne, Season 4

Darlene:
I can handle this.

Becky:
You can't take her, Darlene.

Darlene:
I'm not gonna try. I'll just talk my way out of it.

D.J.:
Okay, just stay down.

Darlene:
You don't believe me? Dad, can I talk to about something?

Dan:
Coming.

Darlene:
Watch.

Dan:
Yeah, Darlene.

Darlene:
Listen, I'm really sorry I called you "Wide Load" yesterday. I mean, I meant it to be funny and I really thought you would laugh. But I've been thinking about it, and now I realize it was really insensitive.

Dan:
Darlene, tie your hair back really tight so she can't swing you around with it.

Becky:
You're dead, Darlene.

Darlene:
Oh, man.

Dan:
Rope-a-dope, Darlene. Keep your arms up in front of your face; eventually, she'll wear herself out.