Roseanne, Season 4

Roseanne (1988–1997, 2018) was a television sitcom, airing on ABC, about a blue collar family with a humorous backbone, through the trials of life, marriage, raising a family, and making ends meet. On May 29, 2018, Roseanne was cancelled after 1 sea… more »

Arlene (Jackie's therapist):
Again, remember, we're here for Jackie. Now who wants to start?

Dan:
I guess I'll go first. If you're married to the same woman for nineteen years, isn't that proof enough that you love her?

Roseanne:
You know, Arlene, he has some other woman's name tattooed on his arm!

Dan:
It's your name!

Roseanne:
It's NOT my name-- it's Mrs. Kennedy's name!

Dan:
I'm never gonna get this dumb thing off. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.

Roseanne:
Well, now you know what it's like to be married to you.

Becky:
Jeez, cut it out. I mean, did you forget why we came?

Jackie:
Thank you, Becky.

Becky:
Okay, I wanna talk about me and Mark.

Roseanne:
When are you gonna get over him?

Jackie:
I can't believe this! I'm paying for this session. You guys aren't here for me at all! You're just here to work out all your own family crap!

Darlene:
[weakly] Excuse me. [She's wearing a neck brace] I don't mean to interrupt, but it's time for my medication.

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