Roseanne, Season 4

(Jackie and Becky are sitting at the kitchen table commiserating with each other about being alone. Darlene and David come in from outside.)

Darlene:
(To David) Do you think you could keep your paws off me for like one minute?

David:
I was just holding your hand.

Darlene:
Well I'm sick of it, so back off, OK!

Becky:
(To herself, still in her lonely funk) Oh God, I miss having a boyfriend.

Darlene:
We walk to school together, like, every single day, you're outside every one of my classes, you put your arm around me in the hallway.

David:
You're my girlfriend.

Darlene:
Yeah, well I liked it better before when you were "David" and I was "Darlene." Now we're like this "DaviDarlene creature" like we were fused together in some nuclear accident.