Roseanne, Season 4

Dan:
First of all, let's just say that...you going away for the weekend to a rock concert with the nearest adult five hours away...that was never gonna happen, no matter how you sucked up.

Becky:
Well, it's unanimous.

Darlene:
Yeah, I'd say that about wraps it up.

Dan:
I don't think so.

Becky:
OK, we'll apologize to her before she, like, explodes. [she and Darlene snicker]

Dan:
She's not gonna 'like, explode', she's too busy cryin' her eyes out. I'm the one you gotta worry about, 'cause I'm VERY angry, and I don't like you very much right now.

Becky:
Oh, so now we're also supposed to apologize to you---

Dan:
Shut up! [to Darlene] And so I don't have to say it again in a minute, you shut up, too! Now, you guys just don't get it. You see, she thought that you were actually going to do something nice for her...you know, like you cared. And that would have been the very best thing you could've done for her today, but you just ruined it.

Darlene:
Well, what should we do?

Dan:
You're gonna make it up to her.

Becky:
Alright, we'll think of something---

Dan:
No! No, you had your chance. Now it's my turn.