Roseanne, Season 5

Roseanne:
Monday, we'll go to the gynecologist and get you some birth control.

Darlene:
[puzzled] Why?

Roseanne:
Well, because I just don't think I'm responsible enough to be a grandmother yet.

Darlene:
Nothing happened last night, I told you that.

Roseanne:
Oh Darlene, he spent the whole night in your room. I'm not stupid!

Darlene:
Yeah well, neither am I. First of all I don't want to have sex yet. And second you think I'd do it with you twenty feet away?

Roseanne:
Why not? You can do it real quiet without us knowing about it.

Darlene:
Really? You can't!

[long pause]

Roseanne:
You mean you can hear us?

Darlene:
Last night, I had to tell David you were moving furniture.