Roseanne, Season 5

Young Roseanne:
You shouldn't eat that, Jackie.

Young Jackie:
Hey, you're not the boss of me, Roseanne.

Young Roseanne:
[chuckles] Oh, right.

Young Jackie:
Why shouldn't I eat it?

Young Roseanne:
Well, everyone knows they put poison, and razor blades in those. Better give it to me.

Young Jackie:
That's stupid, that's not really true. [bites into a piece of candy] See? I'm okay.

Young Roseanne:
Oh, I guess you're right. [bites into a piece of an apple and pretends to bleed out of her mouth, prompting Jackie to scream and run. Young Roseanne laughs and the candy to herself]

Adult Roseanne:
[with Ghost of Halloween Past] You know what the best part was? I used to sell that candy back to her later.