Roseanne, Season 5

Roseanne:
Well, Dan, my day dealing with the family was an ice cream cone in the dirt, how was yours?

Dan:
Well, honey, I hate to top you, but I got a 2-for-1. That obscene reading material D.J. brought to school? Darlene's the editor-in-chief. Take a look at this, it's really sick.

(Roseanne looks at the comic book and laughs, to which Dan is shocked)

Roseanne:
There was a funny part.

Dan:
I'm serious, Rosie. What if Darlene's disturbed, more than we thought?

Roseanne:
Oh, Dan, have you seen some of the comic books she buys lately? They're way more screwed up than that. Warped and depressing's what's cool now.

Dan:
Really?

Roseanne:
Yeah. Finally Darlene's personality pays off.

Dan:
Hey, we had underground comics, but it wasn't like this crap Darlene's doing. Ours were about depraved sex and massive drug abuse. This is a cry for help.

Roseanne:
Well, who knows what they're about? Who even wants to? The longer we don't know what's in Darlene's head, the longer we don't sleep in shifts.