Roseanne, Season 5
Roseanne:
Well, Dan, my day dealing with the family was an ice cream cone in the dirt, how was yours?
Dan:
Well, honey, I hate to top you, but I got a 2-for-1. That obscene reading material D.J. brought to school? Darlene's the editor-in-chief. Take a look at this, it's really sick.
(Roseanne looks at the comic book and laughs, to which Dan is shocked)
Roseanne:
There was a funny part.
Dan:
I'm serious, Rosie. What if Darlene's disturbed, more than we thought?
Roseanne:
Oh, Dan, have you seen some of the comic books she buys lately? They're way more screwed up than that. Warped and depressing's what's cool now.
Dan:
Really?
Roseanne:
Yeah. Finally Darlene's personality pays off.
Dan:
Hey, we had underground comics, but it wasn't like this crap Darlene's doing. Ours were about depraved sex and massive drug abuse. This is a cry for help.
Roseanne:
Well, who knows what they're about? Who even wants to? The longer we don't know what's in Darlene's head, the longer we don't sleep in shifts.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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