Roseanne, Season 5

Darlene:
Well, well, well!

Dan:
[groaning] Aww, man!

Darlene:
(grinning) My, my, my, my, my!

Dan:
What are you doing here?

Darlene:
You know, I'll bet when you imagined us in this situation, you always pictured yourself on the other side of those bars.

Dan:
Where's your mom?

Darlene:
Organizing the candlelight vigil.

Dan:
Come on Darlene, I don't have time for this...

Darlene:
Oh, I think you do. She took Aunt Jackie to the hospital, so I'm here to post bail. But I'm a minor, so that means I have to give the money to the suspect... which I guess would be you.

Dan:
Gimme the money.

Darlene:
All right, but I want you to know it's coming out of your allowance.