Roseanne, Season 5

Mrs. Healy:
I want you to see what kind of ungrateful garbage I've raised!

Roseanne:
Hey, I don't mean to interfere here, but, y'know, the kids, they just took a shot at staying together. It's not like it's the worst thing in the world.

Mrs. Healy:
Oh, you don't think so?

Roseanne:
No, it's not even the worst thing Darlene's done today!

Mrs. Healy:
Listen to me. I don't want you butting in, telling me how to raise my kids. Take a look at the two little whores you raised!

Roseanne:
...Oh... I'm in this now. You know, if your kid wasn't here, I would take the opportunity to remind you that people who live in glass whorehouses shouldn't throw stones. It's people like you that give white trash a bad name.

David:
Please just stop. It's over, okay? I'm not going anywhere, I promise.

Mrs. Healy:
I'd like to see you try and run away from me. You think you could live without me? You think you could survive for two minutes in that world unless I was taking care of you? You are worthless! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Roseanne:
OK, I'm changing my mind. David, you can come live with us if you want to.

Mrs. Healy:
Are you trying to steal my kid?!

Roseanne:
It ain't got nothing to do with stealing anything. Whether he runs away or comes and lives at my place, he is not gonna stay here with you.