Roseanne, Season 6

Bev:
Roseanne, your Christmas decorations outside were appalling. The Wise Men are supposed to be adoring the baby Jesus, not leering at Mrs. Claus.

Roseanne:
Of course they're leering at her. She's wearing one of those Bunz outfits.

Bev:
And what on earth are those shepherds doing to the flock?

Dan:
Grazing them. Well, it's time to turn on our simple white lights. [He puts on sunglasses and opens the door] Mother Harris, won't you join us?

[Dan, D.J., and Bev go outside. Roseanne hangs the "beer can" wreath on the door, turns the lights off inside, and joins them. The lights are turned on as a very bright light pours into the house.]

Bev:
What is Santa Claus doing?

Roseanne:
Well, he's just telling the whole neighborhood that Christmas is number one. Hit the music, Dan.

[Dogs barking "Jingle Bells" plays.]