Roseanne, Season 6

Jackie:
You're dropping it so I'll think you're a really great guy and agree to go out with you again. When are you gonna accept the fact that I don't want anything to do with you?

Fred:
When are you gonna accept the fact that I accepted that fact a long time ago? I just wanna see my kid once in a while.

Jackie:
Yeah, well, once in a while turns into all the time. And who do you see when you see the baby? Me, and you end up attached to my life. It's so obvious!

Roseanne:
Okay, so let me get this straight here. When Fred was suing you, that's because he wants to be with you, right? Then when he drops the lawsuit, that's because he wants to be with you, too, right? So everything on Earth that Fred ever does is because he wants to be with you.

Jackie:
Yes.

Roseanne:
Well, you better hope that kid's head ain't as big as yours.