Roseanne, Season 6

Bev:
Have you thought about names?

Jackie:
No, I haven't decided yet. Here I am, about to give birth and I haven't even decided on a name for my baby.

Bev:
Oh, now don't get all worked up. Just name it the first thing that comes into your mind. You can always change it later.

Jackie:
You can't change it later.

Bev:
Well, of course you can. We don't call you Marjorie, do we?

Jackie:
Why would you call me Marjorie?

Bev:
Because that used to be your name, only Roseanne couldn't pronounce it. She kept calling you "My Jackie." We thought it was so cute. We all started calling you My Jackie, and after a while, you just became Jackie.

Jackie:
My name...used to be Marjorie.

Bev:
Yes. It probably still is; I think that's what's written on your birth certificate.

Jackie:
You don't even know my own name? You're supposed to be my mother!

Bev:
We told you all this years ago.

Jackie:
No, you never told! No, never, never, never, never, never told me that.

Bev:
Now, Jackie, don't upset yourself. It's no big deal.

Jackie:
"It's no big deal"?! It's my name! You go ask a thousand people if they think that's a big deal, they're gonna say yes, that is a very big deal!

Bev:
Or was it Mary Jane?