Roseanne, Season 8

David:
(being deprogrammed under a light) No, Mrs. Conner. I want to go back to Edelweiss Gardens so I can help people have fun again!

Roseanne:
(a little angry) All right. Let's go over this one more time. Your name is David Healy--you frown, you're introspective, and you mope.

David:
I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening.

Roseanne:
Listen to me, David. We don't whistle while we work! We grumble and complain and encourage others to do likewise.

David:
Oh no, no, no, no!

Roseanne:
Yes! Yes! Yes! Let me tell you a little something about your Edelweiss Gardens, David. It's mediocre food and mediocre fun at best. And you know why I know that, David? 'Cause I am an EXPERT on what is mediocre.

(David pants with anger)

Roseanne:
That's good! You hate me now, don't you David?! You're feeling hate. You hate me right now, don't you?

David:
No! No, no I don't! (back to smiling) You're a paying customer, and I respect and admire you!

Roseanne:
(slaps him) LIAR! Break, damn you!! Break! Listen to me, David! RABBITS AND GEESE AND GOATS ARE NOT PEOPLE!! THEY DON'T SING AND DANCE!! THEY'RE FOOD!!!!!!!!!

David:
(broken) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Roseanne:
There...There.... Welcome home, son.