Roseanne, Season 8

David:
(on moving to Chicago) There is so much to think about. Should we each buy our own food? Should we split the utilities? Should we have separate phone lines?

Darlene:
You know, erm... or we could just get married.

David:
Yeah right! To who?

Darlene:
No, I mean, come on, there's a lot of advantages to being married, right?

David:
Oh, I get it. You mean so we can get all the gifts and money from our friends.

Darlene:
Our friends? The only thing we'd get from them is beer and mono. David...

David:
You're serious about this aren't you?

Darlene:
Yeah, I am.

David:
Oh my God! (They kiss) Wait a minute! Haha, okay, Now you're gonna tell me you're kidding, right?

Darlene:
Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant.