Roseanne, Season 8
David:
I, David, promise to always love and respect you, Darlene, my fellow traveler on this planet, as we tread lightly and replenish what we have taken from this earth.
Roseanne:
(to Dan) I guess we'll have to return the deer rifle we got him. Did you hear that, did you hear what I just said?
Dan:
Deer rifle.
Darlene:
And I, Darlene, promise to love and respect you, David, as we strive not for material possessions, but for contentment and peace of mind.
Roseanne:
I think she's got marriage mixed up with a nap on the porch. How come you're not laughing? Did you hear that?
Dan:
Deer rifle.
Darlene:
And we know the best way that we can make it is to rely on each other, the way our parents, Dan and Roseanne Conner, have.
David:
No matter how good or bad life has been to them, they always found the humor in it. We hope we can do the same.
Roseanne:
I didn't even see that coming. Did you hear that?
Dan:
Yeah, I heard that.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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