Roseanne, Season 8

David:
I, David, promise to always love and respect you, Darlene, my fellow traveler on this planet, as we tread lightly and replenish what we have taken from this earth.

Roseanne:
(to Dan) I guess we'll have to return the deer rifle we got him. Did you hear that, did you hear what I just said?

Dan:
Deer rifle.

Darlene:
And I, Darlene, promise to love and respect you, David, as we strive not for material possessions, but for contentment and peace of mind.

Roseanne:
I think she's got marriage mixed up with a nap on the porch. How come you're not laughing? Did you hear that?

Dan:
Deer rifle.

Darlene:
And we know the best way that we can make it is to rely on each other, the way our parents, Dan and Roseanne Conner, have.

David:
No matter how good or bad life has been to them, they always found the humor in it. We hope we can do the same.

Roseanne:
I didn't even see that coming. Did you hear that?

Dan:
Yeah, I heard that.