Roseanne, Season 8

[Dan and Roseanne are having dinner there having peas, carrots, squash. after Roseanne confronts Dan about his candy bar fake walks and a burrito he had at a gas station]

Roseanne:
Yeah, well, I know it's hard, but you just keep it up, A little bit of time passes, and then you're stuck in a rut, Which is right up your alley.

Dan:
Well, doctor's orders or not, I can't do it. It's hell. I mean, I can't live this way. I mean, I want my food back, you know? Real food-- dead animals. Brightly colored snacks. Things on sticks.

Roseanne:
Well, i'm not gonna keep cooking those crap dinners That got you in this mess in the first place, Dan.

Dan:
What about the crap breakfasts? And the crap lunches?

Roseanne:
Well gee Dan, if you don't like my cooking, why don't you just cook yourself?

Dan:
Maybe I will.

Roseanne:
Oh yeah? Maybe you should. That'd be fun to watch.

Dan:
Fine. You want me to fix dinner? I'll fix dinner! I'm fixing dinner!

Roseanne:
Oh but honey, you just fixed dinner eleven years ago.