Roseanne, Season 8

Roseanne:
God, you're hiding food, Dan?!!

Dan:
Yeah, with the cleaning products. It's the one place I knew you'd never look.

Roseanne:
What was all that crap you were tellin' me in the hospital, that big speech about how you never cheated on me? What the hell do you call this?

Dan:
Look, I am sick and tired of being treated like an invalid.

Roseanne:
So you're just gonna do it, aren't ya? You're just gonna go right ahead and harden an artery right here in my kitchen!

Dan:
I've got to live a little, Roseanne. You won't let me eat anything, you won't let me take any calls from work...

Roseanne:
Yeah, and I'm not gonna let you talk anymore either, so shut up!