Roseanne, Season 8

Dan:
They're failures, Roseanne, and the only reason you won't admit it is because you'll have to admit you failed as a mother!

Roseanne:
The only way I "failed as a mother" was to let Becky and Darlene get married so young, that they threw their whole life away on a man, JUST LIKE I DID!

Dan:
You didn't throw away a thing.

Roseanne:
Yes, I did, Dan. I threw everything away. But, all that's going to change, because from now on, I'm going to put all my energy into that TV show.

Dan:
Well, that's fine. That's just great. Go on.

Roseanne:
I'm gonna show my daughters that you don't have to give up your dreams for some stupid guy!

Dan:
That's fine! Well, you just move to Chicago for all I care. Then, maybe, your damn family won't be hangin' around here all the time, give me some room for my family to come. Hell, they can't even show up for Thanksgiving anymore!

Roseanne:
Oh, so that's it, huh? It's my fault that you have no kind of relationship with your family? God, you are PATHETIC!! Did I ever stop you from picking up that phone and calling your mother?!

Dan:
Hey, at least I put my mother in a psychiatric hospital where she can get some help, instead of letting her run around the streets, like yours, scaring people!

Roseanne:
Well, my mother may be like fingernails on a chalkboard, Dan. But, at least she's allowed to grow fingernails!