Roseanne, Season 8

Dan:
Well, that's perfect. You got an answer for everything, don't you.

Roseanne:
Yeah, I do.

Dan:
Yeah, well, why don't you tell me how to clean up this... [breaks the mantelpieces] CRAP that you call decoration?!!

Roseanne:
Okay, I will. I want you to pick them all up, using your ass, and start with the pointy things!

Dan:
You are a controlling BITCH!!!(flips the coffee table over)

Roseanne:
No I'm not, Dan, I'm just trying to do whatever it takes to get you to get up off of your ass and and stop staring at that... [breaks television screen with Godzilla figure] damn TV!

Dan:
Boy, I tell ya, I wished I had never mar--

Roseanne:
What? Say it.

Dan:
Nothing.

Roseanne:
Well that makes two of us. [sighs heavily] You can die if you want to Dan, but you're gonna have to do it alone, because I'm not going to sit here and watch you. I'll be at Jackie's. [storms out, slamming the door]