Rugrats, Season 3

Clown:
Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.

Didi:
Maybe we better go.

Angelica:
Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.

Ringmaster:
Sorry, folks, no refunds.

Didi:
I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.

Stu:
Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.

Chuckie:
I hate the circus.

Tommy:
Chuckie, it's all over now.

Chuckie:
Hey. Thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.

Tommy:
Don't mention it.

Angelica:
It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.

Drew:
Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.

Angelica:
That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.

Drew:
And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.

Angelica:
Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.

Drew:
What do you expect for $16.95.

Angelica:
The whole circus was dumb.

Drew:
Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.

Angelica:
If I ran the circus. Hmm.