Rugrats, Season 3

[Later in court, a judge bangs his gavel]

Judge:
Order! Order! [everyone is silent] This court is now in session. Mr. Barnum, Please call your first witness.

Barnum:
I call for the stand, Mrs. Charlotte Pickles! [we see an "El Barato" cigar close to the camera and Barnum pulls it away] Now Mrs. Pickles, is it not true on the last Tuesday night on August 3rd, that you served your 3-year old Angelica a large piece of broccoli for dinner?

Charlotte:
Well, that depends on your word, large. I say it was a small piece.

Barnum:
Mrs. Pickles. Let's not quibble over the size of the serving.

Charlotte:
It seems to me. Your the one is quibbling. [everyone laughs]

Barnum:
Just answer the question Mrs. Pickles.

Charlotte:
What question was that, Mr. Barnum?

Barnum:
Did you or did you not, serve you daughter a disgusting piece of broccoli!

Charlotte:
[offended] I served my daughter broccoli and I wasn't "disgusting"! I was a very healthy nitrous piece of vegetable, Mr. Barnum, rich of vitamin C, any parent would do the same!

Angelica:
OBJECTION!

Barnum:
Angelica, I'm doing a questioning, let me handle this.

Angelica:
But you doing a louse chop of yourself, you won't look good!

Barnum:
[frustrated] How dare you talk to me like that! I am skilled with months of experience!

Angelica:
Your highness, I would like to dismiss my lawyer for discussing conference.

Barnum:
You don't have to! I would rather quit rather helping a little brat like you!

Angelica:
Your majesty, I would like to present my own lawyer.

Judge:
Well, I must admit that all of my years that I never heard a three year old representing herself. But, I guess there's no presence against it.

Angelica:
Well, see you later, Buster! I guess it's back chasing ambushes like you.

[He leaves]

Drew:
But the toy store is out!