Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Sabrina:
I hate being a witch! I just turned the most popular girl in school into a pineapple!

Hilda:
Why?

Sabrina:
Because it’s the only thing you taught me how to do!

Hilda:
Relax, I can fix this. [takes the pineapple and grabs a knife] Chunks or rings?

Zelda:
Hilda, there are other ways.

Hilda:
Wedges?

Zelda:
Sabrina doesn’t know how to seal her spells yet, so... [Hilda reluctantly puts down the knife and stands back] "The popular girl is not a fruit." [the pineapple morphs back into Libby] There, all better.

Libby:
What am I doing in your house?

Sabrina:
[unconvincingly] You... came over for a visit.

Libby:
Ha, I would not! You did something to me, you sent me somewhere - It was small and it smelled like Hawaii!

Sabrina:
[apologetic] Look, Libby, I’m sorry, I didn’t-

Libby:
Oh, not as sorry as you will be! You’re an even bigger freak than I thought, and the whole school’s going to know about it! [runs away]

Hilda:
See? My way, she’d be on a tooth-pick.

Sabrina:
It’s over! My life is over! I mean, it’s not just over, it’s over, over!

Zelda:
Oh stop, Libby can’t hurt you. She’s just one person with a crazy story.

Sabrina:
She’s a cheerleader - nobody has more credibility! I mean, the only way to make this better is to turn back time, and you said a witch can’t do that!

Zelda:
A witch can’t, but collectively we do have powers that a single witch doesn’t. It’s a union thing.

Sabrina:
[hopeful] So, it’s possible?

Zelda:
You can appeal to the Witches Council, but they only grant time reversal in extreme cases.

Hilda:
Like for two months, a bunny ruled all of England.

Sabrina:
[confused] When?

Hilda:
See?