Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Sabrina:
Salem, do you think the council will grant the time reversal?

Salem:
I'm the wrong witch to ask. They weren't very lenient with me. Sentenced to a hundred years as a cat. And for what?

Sabrina:
I don't know. For what?

Salem:
Oh, like any young kid, I dreamed of world domination. Of course, they really crack down when you act upon it.

Sabrina:
Wow. No wonder you're so possessive of the sofa.

Salem:
Mmm. It would've been glorious; Me, as the firm, but just, Emperor of Earth - Trust me, being a house pet wasn't even "Plan B".

Sabrina:
Come on, it's not that bad. You take 5,000 naps a day.

Salem:
I can't go dancing. I can't play squash. The sound of the can opener is the only thing that makes me feel truly alive.

Sabrina:
Salem? Would you like your rubber mouse?

Salem:
...Please.