Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Zelda:
Hey Hilda, have you seen the Jiffy Truth?

Hilda:
Yeah, it’s in my bag. [goes over to it] I used it last week when I took my car in for repairs; It turns out I really did need new brake pads. [pulls out a box of sprinkles and hands it to Sabrina]

Sabrina:
[reading box] "Jiffy Truth: one hundred percent refined truth, trace amounts of harsh reality. For best results, sprinkle on something sweet as the truth can be bitter."

Hilda:
It is great stuff, it makes you reveal your true feelings. Oh, which reminds me: Zelda, the postman has a crush on you.

Zelda:
[annoyed] That is not what the sprinkles are for! They should only be used in serious matters.

Sabrina:
Well, this is serious; You remember Libby? Well, she’s been spreading lies about me and Jenny and... it’s really upsetting Jenny.

Hilda:
Well, give Libby some sprinkles, and if those don’t work... [pulls out a plastic aerosol bottle from her bag] ..try some Lady Bald Spot. You just spray it, and-

Zelda:
Hilda, that’s enough! Sabrina, you can take the sprinkles, but let me warn you: the truth can have painful side effects.

Sabrina:
Like what?

Zelda:
Itching, chafing, hurt feelings.

Sabrina:
Sounds like gym class.