Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Sabrina:
Do you want to try a piece of our cake?

Libby:
Like I’d taste anything you gave me. What’s in it, poison?

Sabrina:
No, just chocolate. [waves it under Libby’s nose] Lots of chocolate.

Libby:
[smiling slightly] Really?

Sabrina:
And sprinkles.

Libby:
Oh, all right. [takes the plate] But I’m not going to start being nice to you.

Sabrina:
That’s okay... [Libby takes a bite of the cake] I just want to ask you one question: Libby, what have you been saying about Jenny and me behind our backs?

Libby:
Like I’d tell you! [swallows cake, and sprinkles' magic kicks in] Okay, here’s what I was saying: I was saying that her father’s in jail and that she cheats on taxes, and then I threw in that you had a nose job.

Sabrina:
But those are all lies!

Libby:
You don’t have to tell me!

[Jill and C.C. approach]

C.C.:
What’s going on?

Libby:
I was just telling Sabrina all the rumours we’ve been spreading about her.

Jill:
Why? She’s not in the loop!

Libby:
So? [to Sabrina] And by the way, it was Jill who made up the nose job story. Which is actually very funny, because er, she’s the one who... [taps her nose meaningfully]

Jill:
[gasps] You swore you’d never tell!

Libby:
...And C.C., she kisses her Pete Sampras poster every night...

C.C.:
You snitch!