Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Hilda:
I need to go to the nurse.

Mr. Pool:
Er, is there a problem... [looks at Hilda's nametag] ...Mrs. Spellman?

Hilda:
Yes, it’s my tummy-

Zelda:
No, she’s fine - and it’s "Miss Spellman".

Mr. Pool:
Who are you?

Zelda:
Oh, I’m also "Miss Spellman". We’re Sabrina’s aunts - Sisters, not an alternative couple.

Mr. Pool:
So you’re, uh, single?

Zelda:
[flattered] Yes, and you?

Mr. Pool:
[grins slightly] Extremely.

Hilda:
[to herself] Now I really am gonna throw up...