Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Sabrina:
This magic ruins everything! He’s supposed to be in his crib sucking his thumb, and I’m supposed to be studying with Harvey!

Zelda:
Oh...

Hilda:
Uh-huh...

Sabrina:
Stop that, this is serious!

Zelda:
Oh, calm down Sabrina... Just try to figure out exactly what you did.

Sabrina:
I don’t know, I don’t remember! Rudy was crying, I picked him up, I said "big boys don’t cry" and I rubbed his back!

Zelda:
Did you say anything else?

Sabrina:
I don’t think so...

Rudy:
Be a big boy!

Sabrina:
...He’s right, I said ‘be a big boy’!

Zelda:
And I bet you said it three times!

Hilda:
Oh, mystery solved; You cast a passion spell!

Sabrina:
Passion spell? What’s that?

Hilda:
If you want something enough, and you say it three times, it might just happen.

Zelda:
We like to call it a Travis.

Sabrina:
Why?

Zelda:
Randy Travis, Randy Travis, Randy Travis.

[a slightly bemused Randy Travis appears next to her]

Hilda:
I love this spell.

Randy Travis:
What a...What am I doin’ here?

Zelda:
Oh, we were just illustrating a point for our niece. I hope we haven’t caught you at a bad time...

Randy Travis:
No, it’s fine. My wife does wonder where I keep popping off to, though... Will there be anything else?

Hilda:
Maybe later.

Randy Travis:
If you need me, you’ll know where to find me. You always do. [leaves the classroom]

Hilda:
Now, he is so cute!

Zelda:
Oh, I love his new album...!

Sabrina:
Can we get back to me, here?