Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Drell:
Sabrina, why don’t we begin by you explaining to us why we’re here?

Sabrina:
I don’t know.

Drell:
Stop me if something sounds familiar: Athletic injury, fixed election, altered immutable laws of physics.

Sabrina:
[meekly] Oh. That.

Zelda:
[alarmed] Sabrina?!

Hilda:
You didn’t?!

Sabrina:
I was just trying to help people!

Drell:
"Help" is a four letter word, like "Dumb" and "Move". Am I right?

Sabrina:
Well, first all, the people I helped were happy.. but now, only one is, and he’s happy enough for all three of them, though. So-

Drell:
Now, I should explain to you that when I say "Am I right?", IT’S A RHETORICAL QUESTION! Because I’m always right.