Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Marigold:
[showing Hilda and Zelda photographs] ...And that’s Harold and me in front of our villa. You know, if either one of you ever has a honeymoon, you really must take it in the south of France. [beat] On second thoughts, don’t wait; I wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Hilda:
Excuse me, I’m in no hurry to get married.

Zelda:
That’s right! Hilda is single completely by choice, because she refuses to settle for any of the losers she’s been dating.

Marigold:
And Zelda? What’s your excuse?

Hilda:
Zelda doesn’t need an excuse. She’s passionate about her intellectual pursuits. Her love life is all in her head.

[Amanda runs up to the table]

Amanda:
Mommy, look what I did! [slams a glass jar down on the table]

Zelda:
[shocked] Is that Sabrina?!

Hilda:
What did you do to her?!

Amanda:
She wouldn’t colour with me.

Marigold:
[delighted] Oh, that is so cute!

Sabrina:
[to her aunts] Can we please go home now? I’m really not having any fun! [to Amanda] I’ll colour with you Amanda, please, let me out!