Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

[Sabrina enters Science Club]

Sabrina:
Hey, I brought my rock tumbler.

[the club members, including all turn to stare at her]

Libby:
[coldly] May we help you?

Sabrina:
[confused] What are you doing here?

Libby:
I’m the new president. And by the way, membership is closed - Science Club is now limited to six people.

Sherman:
That’s how many can fit in the Space Shuttle.

Sabrina:
You can’t do that! Where’s Mr. Pool?

Libby:
I sent him for Tang and Fig Newtons. Besides, you don’t belong here. You’re not a total geek, is she guys?

The Science Club:
No, she’s not.

Howard:
Yeah, you never sat with us at lunch.

Sherman:
And what’s you're eyesight, 20-20?

[they all laugh]

Sabrina:
Well, stab me in the back with a protractor, why don’t you? I can’t believe you guys are siding with Libby! She used to make fun of you all the time!

Sherman:
Yeah, but now she’s our leader!

Gordie:
[under his breath] She’s not my leader.

Libby:
What did you say, Gordie?

Gordie:
I said... you’re not my leader... you, you’re pushy and bossy... [hides behind Sabrina] ...And if Sabrina goes, I go.

[Scene cuts to the hallway as Gordie and Sabrina run away]

Sabrina:
That was very brave of you, Gordie!

Gordie:
Don’t talk, run!