Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Sabrina:
Salem, were you in my closet again?

Salem:
Yeah. So?

Sabrina:
You ruined my favorite Christmas sweater!

Salem:
Yeah. So?

Sabrina:
It meant a lot to me!

Salem:
Then you shouldn’t have hidden your diary under it.

Sabrina:
You were reading my diary again?

Salem:
Yes, and it’s duller than dish water...

Sabrina:
I’ve told you a thousands times...

Salem:
...When I was a teenager we-

Sabrina:
...Stay out of my stuff-!

Zelda:
Stop it, you two! It’s Christmas Eve and I don’t want any more arguing. Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. [Salem says nothing] Now!

Salem:
I’m thinking of how to word it.

Hilda:
Try "I’m sorry".

Salem:
Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...

Sabrina:
Forget it, I don’t have time for this. I’ve gotta meet Harvey at The Slicery, but now I’ve gotta change, thanks to you!

Salem:
Since you thanked me, can I ask a favor?

Sabrina:
Excuse me, cat? You want a favor?

Salem:
Yeah. Can I tag along to The Slicery? I’ve got a touch of cabin fever, and I'd really like to-

Sabrina:
Are you insane?! I wouldn’t bring you to The Slicery if you were the last person-slash-cat on Earth! [Storms off]

Salem:
[nonchalant] Man, what’s her problem?

Hilda:
You are so self centred, even for a cat.